When an irresistible force such as youMeets an old immovable object like meYou can bet as sure as you liveSomething's gotta giveSomething's gotta giveSomething's gotta giveWhen an irrepressible smile such as yoursWarms an old implacable heart such as mineDon't say no because I insistSomewhere, somehowSomeone's gotta be kissedSo, en garde, who knows what the fates have in storeFrom their vast mysterious skyI'll try hard ignoring those lips I adoreBut how long can anyone try?Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight it with all of our mightChances are some heavenly star-spangled nightWe'll find out as sure as we liveSomething's gotta giveSomething's gotta giveSomething's gotta give(LONG instrumental- 2 vs.)So, en garde, who knows what the fates have in storeFrom their vast mysterious skyI'll try hard ignoring those lips I adoreBut how long can anyone try?Fight, fight, fight it with all of your mightChances are some heavenly star-spangled nightWe'll find out as sure as we liveSomething's gotta giveSomething's gotta giveSomething's gotta give(Etc)