[Verse]Well, my name it is Mike Dempsey and I leaving in the morningI got a pocket full of money and I giving you fair warningI'm here to stir some trouble up and make the rafters roarHide your wife and daughters cause I'm kicking in the door![Chorus]So come on, boys, drink em up, boysThe girls are waiting, there's no better time than nowRaise your glasses up, drink up every dropThe whiskey's flowing, there's no stopping us now[Verse]Some would say I'm good (real good!), but when I'm bad I'm better (the best!)I've got a girl in every town and a box full of love lettersI'm no officer or gentlemen, I'm just a handsome roverI've fought the devil, I've cheated death, I'm a walking four leaf clover![Chorus]Pick your poison what'll it be? Fill em up with brandy and wineLine em up, Johnny, on the bar you know I like em fineAfter I finished those bottles I said, "I'm just getting started"But a fight broke out and the coppers ran in, that's when I departed![Chorus][Chorus]