G C G DMeet me in the morning I'll be Happy as a clown G C G DYou'll just be getting up And I'll still be getting down G C G DThe band is getting tired But they don't give a damn Em DSo blow the girls a kiss And give the boys a handChorus:G C G DYou can take the Sunshine I can take the MoonshineG C G DYou can take the high road I can take the lowG C G DThe later in the evening The one thing I believe inEm G D GI'm on the Road to Ruin It's the only way to goA penny in my pocket A bucket in the wellThen Saturday was Sunday And I could hear the bellsDeliver me from Evil Forgiveness and for loveYou're heading for confession And I'm heading to the pub--Chorus--Bridge:Em CNancy in the corner Now I'm moving inEm CI thought I'd take me chances But I took one on the chinEm CI finally got her number She wrote it on a cupEm DBut I phoned her in the morning And I woke her mudder upEm Em C C (x4)She wished that I would go to bed I only wished her wellAnd then she told me Jesus said that I'd go straight to HellShe's following His footsteps I'm following my noseWe're heading for the same place I'll see you down the road--Chorus-- x2 (We're on the road to ruin..)Em G D GWe're on the road to ruin its the only way to go!